Girl, listen.
Blac Chyna is the reason the internet has been all the way live for about a week now.
If you missed the lead up, Chyna's baby daddy, Rob Kardashian lost his cool when he realized she had been sleeping with other men in the bed he bought her. Granted, she was being quite flagrant, posting videos of herself making out with guys, driving around town with dudes, but was that enough for Rob to leak nudes of shorty?
We don't knooowwww!!
Rob popped off so hard last week, spilling all Chyna's business that Instagram shut his page down. No worries for young Robbie, though. Your boy took his drama straight to Twitter. Rob even dragged struggling hip hop couple, TI and Tiny into the mix letting on that Chyna had a threesome with the two of them.
#Yikes
But Rob...were you at odds with him?? *TIP voice*
Fast forward to today, Blac Chyna called her lawyer, got suited and booted up with what the internet has called her "Lifetime courtroom drama wig" (amongst a series of other UNBELIEVABLY hilarious, meme worthy phrases) and presented this nasty ol' mess on Good Morning America.
#YIKES2POINT0
After all is said and done, Miss Chyna has walked away with a Kardashian heir, several thousand dollars worth of gifts and a restraining order.
Robert. Sis. What have you dooonnnneeee?!